Welcome to my wonderful website. This is yet another tribute to the early days of the internet, when personal websites held together by poor, ad-hoc coding through which none of your personal data was collected reigned supreme. Those were the days.

So who am I? Just another guy in my mid-30's trying to get by, provide for my family, and improve myself a little bit along the way. I am from the Midwest but currently reside in the DC Metropolitan area.